Aed jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.