Aed jokes
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!