What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Horny Tree
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is funny because "wood" can mean tree wood OR a boner. And a splinter sounds like a painful boner, which is hilarious! You probably get splinters all the time 'cause you ain't got no brain cells to protect you. LOL!