Aed jokes
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.