Aed jokes
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.