Aed jokes
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.