Aed jokes
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Emo
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"