Aed jokes
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.