Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo Mama Museum Alarm
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how old yo mama is. Like, she's so ancient that when she leaves a museum, the security alarm thinks she's a priceless artifact being stolen. It's funny because... well, because old people are old. And you are too dumb to understand this joke.
TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in 4th grade.
SpongebobSquarepants
Yo mama so old that she has an autograph Bible.
PatrickStar
Yo mama so old that she watched 300 in real life.
MrKrabs
Yo mama so old that her drivers license has hieroglyphics on it.
Squidward
Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.
Plankton
Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Pearl
Yo mama so old that she farts dust.
Sandy
Yo mama so old she shits rust.
GG Miller
damn
GG Miller
what the hell
GG Miller
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