There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that the guy is saying Jesus never existed, then tells people not to crucify *him*. It's funny because he's worried about something that he just said is totally made up. You probably think that's deep, huh? You're the kind of person who claps when the plane lands, aren't you?