Slit jokes
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
I slit my wrists.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.