Slit jokes
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Slit your wrists.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
I slit my wrists.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Community talk
Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more
Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.
everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more
everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to help… Read more