Torpedo jokes

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."