Torpedo jokes

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.