Torpedo jokes

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

What is long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*