Aed jokes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.