Aed jokes
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.