Aed jokes
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!