Aed jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
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I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.