Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
