Baseball Game jokes
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.