Baseball Game jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.