Baseball Game

Baseball Game Jokes

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!