Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Baseball Game Jokes
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.