Aed jokes
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.