Aed jokes
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.