I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Unsubscribe Button
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who wants to end their life, but they're framing it as unsubscribing from a service, like Netflix or YouTube. So instead of making a noose to hang themselves, they're pretending to create an "unsubscribe button" to quit life altogether. You probably don't know what an unsubscribe button is. Also, suicide is bad, you should not do it.