Aed jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.