Aed jokes
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
tru tho
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.