Aed jokes

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

What do Jesus and a painting have in common?

They hang by nails.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

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What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.