I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Golf Score Preference
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person wants their golf score to be low, because in golf a low score is good. They also want a handicap, which in golf makes it easier for bad players (like you) to compete with better players. He is comparing golf to women. Haha, get it? You are probably too dumb to understand why I'm BASED. Sad!