Aed jokes

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

What burns up a football stadium?

A football match.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

Wood-fired pizza.

How would pizza get a job now?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

Why was the sheep arrested?

Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!