Aed jokes
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.