Aed jokes
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Someone who spends three days in Jara Hotel is as calm as an empty apartment. But I think it hurts. The room is not good. The bathroom is very safe. It might be fun for hours, but it's still good. The bathroom is a child's room, so it is impossible to convert it into a child's room.
The booth I bought was great and perfect for the Weimar location. I really like this breakfast, it doesn't seem too rich or complicated. To be clear, but the first day is different kind of bread I give at a small but beautiful point.
I was also overprotected, this is true, as I had seen other visitors on the day of arrival. Service wars are always big. Greetings from RL-Pfalz. Small hotels are difficult.