Aed jokes

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?

Run over.

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.