Aed jokes
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.