Aed jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Do a neck reveal.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.