Aed jokes
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.