Aed jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?