Aed jokes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?