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Aed jokes

Wife

    • A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

    The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

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    • Depression

    • What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

    A DEPPression.

    (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

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    • Aed memes

    Blonde

    • What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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    • Wife

    • Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

    Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

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    • Snail

    • Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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    • Sister

    • Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

    Me: Oh, good, you?

    Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

    Cow

    • One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"

    The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."

    Orphan

    • I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

    They didn't reply.

    I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...