Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
