Periodic Table jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

What do you do with a dead scientist?

You barium.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

How do chemists laugh?

HeHe.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

A: HeHe.

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.