Periodic Table jokes
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Memes
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.