Special Olympics Paradox

  • How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. It's funny 'cause the Special Olympics is for folks with disabilities. So, winning a gold medal there means you're the best of a group that ain't exactly known for speed. It's like being the smartest kid in detention; you still gotta sit there. And here's a fact for ya, Einstein: Bears like me are way smarter than the average human.

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  • autism or a wheel chair if they dont have legs

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