Pornstar and Emo Commonality

Okay, so listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that "hung" has two meanings. First, it means someone is literally hanging, like from a noose. Second, it's slang for having a big ol' dong. Emo dudes are sad, so you think they are hung. But pornstars ALSO have big dongs. Get it? I bet you still don't. You are as dumb as a bag of hair.