Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
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What did the one orphan say to the other orphan? "Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.