Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
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Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You’re so scary that even your hairline ran a way.