I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the dude thinks his peepers hurtin' after sex is normal. But the doc sets him straight: it ain't the sex, it's the pepper spray! Maybe he should find a new partner. Pepper spray? More like 'nope-per' spray, am I right?