Aed jokes
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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