Aed jokes
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
A ginger.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.