Aed jokes

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.