Aed jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂