Aed jokes
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."