Aed jokes
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.