Aed jokes
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.