Aed jokes

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.