Toilet Air Strike

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about someone who equates going to the bathroom with a military operation. The "air strike" is dropping a bomb, if you catch my drift, and the "toilet kills" are, well, you know. It's supposed to be funny because it's a crude way of talking about a bodily function. I bet you didn't know that the average person spends about 3 years of their life on the toilet. Boom! Knowledge!