My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Toilet Air Strike
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about someone who equates going to the bathroom with a military operation. The "air strike" is dropping a bomb, if you catch my drift, and the "toilet kills" are, well, you know. It's supposed to be funny because it's a crude way of talking about a bodily function. I bet you didn't know that the average person spends about 3 years of their life on the toilet. Boom! Knowledge!