The Animal Lover

  • "I work with animals," the man said to his date.

    His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

    "I am a butcher," said the man.

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    Listen up, nimrod. This chuckle-fest is all about a dude tryna impress his date by sayin' he works with animals. The lady gets all gooey, thinkin' he's some kinda animal whisperer, but BAM! Turns out he's just a butcher choppin' them up. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit dark, kinda like your taste in fashion.

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