Aed jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.