Aed jokes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Is water wet?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.