Mistaken Identity

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  • You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you're so ginormous that people mistake you for a taxi when you're wearing a yellow raincoat. Because, you know, taxis are usually yellow. It's like, you're not just fat, you're 'public transportation' fat. Get it now, tubby?

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