Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Pinata Ambition
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke's all about a play on words. The person wants to be a piñata because piñatas get "hanged" (hung up), but "hanged" also means to be executed by hanging. Get it now, Einstein?