"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead! This dude wants to be Christmas lights or mistletoe because they "hang." But "hang" is also slang for suicide! Get it? I knew you would, you're not THAT stupid. Okay, maybe you are.