Mistletoe jokes

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*