Mistletoe jokes

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!