Mistletoe jokes
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
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"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
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Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!