Mistletoe jokes

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!

Why did little sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

What did sally get for Christmas?

Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.