Aed jokes
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
You wanna hear a joke? You.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Your mom is a mom!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.