Aed jokes
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Me during quarantine
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.