Aed jokes
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
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What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?