Aed jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The Stigg is a joke.