Aed jokes
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
The Stigg is a joke.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]