What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. The joke is that priests are supposed to be celibate, meaning no "nut" is supposed to come out. It's funny because it implies the opposite. You probably think that bears hibernate all winter, but some of us just like to chill and watch Netflix. Get it?