Aed jokes
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.