When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Engraved Names
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, GAyYyYYyy, listen up. You see some names carved into a tree, right? Most people think, "aww, love." But you, you immediately jump to 'Why so many knives on dates?' That's because you are focused on the practical, and maybe a little paranoid. You're not wrong, but you're missing the point of love and romance. It's not about the knife, it's about the... uh, the... never mind, you wouldn't get it.