The Orphan's Wish

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, this orphan kid wishes he was Batman, right? But the joke is that Batman's whole deal is that his parents are dead. So, the genie just kills the orphan's parents. You're so dumb; you probably think that's a good thing. You are probably a furry too.

Comments (0)

Related jokes

An orphan finds a genie. Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich." Genie: "Of course." Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous." Genie: "Done." Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!" Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman. Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman. Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Kid: I want to be Batman. Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.