Wheelchair user jokes

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.