Wheelchair user jokes

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.