Wheelchair user jokes
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.