Aed jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"

Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.