Aed jokes
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!