Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said I know you wanna. jack undressed and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. but stupud jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.