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Murder

    • A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

    (Getting brutally murdered.)

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    • Baby

    • What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

    The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

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    • Criminal

    • For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

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    Abortion

    • Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

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    • Nun

    • Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

    The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

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    • Man

    • One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

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    • Baby

    • What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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    • Fortnite

    • I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.