Aed jokes
Trevor is a bitch.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.