Aed jokes
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.