Pornography jokes

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where's the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?

Because she blew up.

"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.

Mpreg is hot af.

I love jacking off to mpreg.

Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.