Pornography jokes

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where's the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Mpreg is hot af.

I love jacking off to mpreg.

"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?

Because she blew up.

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

Porn *sex noises*

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Porn.

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

Indian porn

Ooooh oooh oooh

Baaaaaa

Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?

Because they get glazed on both sides.