It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
